ATTN: Facebook University

Dear Facebook University, where is your accreditation? Please tell me where you applied to purposely not mind your business? It seems as though everyday FU is producing more and more people from their Scholars of Ignorance Program. Trust me I understand the school is very busy providing insightful theories on murders faster than the actual detectives can gather clues. I’m simply shook at the fact that your students can navigate through a system so intricate as the internet, given the complexity of it all.