Taxes will not be issued this year due to everyone upset about Zaya. Gay people within the IRS have united together to single-handedly STOP processing. “This will teach em to mind they business”, quoted one gay employee. Even formerly incarcerated rapper, “Bussy Bad Azz” has chimed in one the matter. Americans are in uproar, new tax preparers are bombarded with phone calls, and surprisingly the world is still moving. Subscribe and stay tuned for updates.
